A Kepple a day

Or would that destroy the sanctity of crack?

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The Rotating

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meikezane:

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hedonistica:

holy shit this is actually insane

Wow, give this a read

the actual fuck?

This is the most confusing, yet correct, murder/suicide story I have ever read. Pre-planned coïncidences, and actual coïncidences, leading to such a weird turn of events. What.

omg thats intense

wat.  it’s like a suicide but through 4 people but like woah. Read it. seriously.

Oh my god…. This is so …. woah….

I don’t even…

I can’t even.. what. Oh my. 

((OH MY GOD))

Great story. Also completely fictitious. 

http://www.snopes.com/horrors/freakish/opus.asp

BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY…

…….BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY…

…………..BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY…

…………………BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY…

Peter Lorre will stare at you through your window at night.

Unless…

Full circle.

Ladies and gentlemen, this is Derpy Hooves. Ask her anything.

ANYTHING.

SONIC YOU JUST GOT PANTSED AND NOW YOU ARE A THING OF RIDICULE

dumbrunningsonic:

HATERS GONNA HATE

http://akeppleaday.tumblr.com/

I was concentrating so hard on putting so much love into those buttocks that I forgot that SONIC HAS EARS. Oops lol

Also I said “putting so much love into those buttocks” and “hard on” in the same sentence. Oops lol